I hate my body. Not in the way most females speak of theirs. Today, I mean I hate the way it functions. Why must I be the only one to smell every offensive odor within a thirty mile radius? Can't you smell that...that...stuff? Or why when I'm just about to fall asleep, again, I get the proverbial second wind and am subjected to another round of connect the dots behind my eyelids? What about the sounds my intestines make when I have diarrhea? That just makes me want to rip out the entirety of my stomach cavity and call it good. I feel fine for the moment, but I can tell I won't in a few more. There are just some things I don't, and don't think I ever will, understand about the way my body works.