Exactly two days. It took exactly two days for Dr. Neil Warren Clark to make me a match and catch me a catch. We are "openly communicating" as they so snazzily call it. An email for an email. We'll see it my superopen (ie: totally self-inflating, uberconfident, egotisticalnarcisitic) flirtalingo works and gets me a date.
It might. But my ass will be sure to get me roundtrip ticket to I-live-with-my-parents-ville.
And it might have been a little less than two days. I don't know. Who's counting?