Friday, March 14

Urban Dictionary

This is hilarious!

1. Go to www.urbandictionary. com
2. Type in a one word answer to the question in the "search" box
3. Use only the first page
4. Copy and paste the definition

1. Your name?

a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"

dude that girl jessica totally move me.

Go search for this, and read the OTHER definitions. They're awesome!

2. Nickname?

A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".

The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.

3. Relationship status?

When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah...(there's more!)

4. You'd describe your best friend(s) as...?

The English meaning is meant in an endearing way. However, this can be very offensive for educated Turkish girls.

5. What should you be doing?
working, as I'm at work.

it means to work, or to be at work...

6. Favorite food?
orange juice

Where I come from, we use the term 'orange juice' as a sort of code for drugs of any sort.

7. Favorite place?

Usually a shop where you can buy coffee, but in Amsterdam a coffee shop is not a cafe, its a shop which sells drugs, e.g. weed, hemp, hash etc.

8. Best kinda music?
country (for now)

a genre of american music developed in the southern united states, with its roots in english and irish folk tunes, african-american blues stylings, and gospel. usually incorporates quavering vocals, fiddles, guitars, and southern accents. used to be decent(think patsy cline, loretta lynn) has now generally deteriorated into radio-friendly, predictable, over-done, poorly rhymed little ditties that all sound alike.

9. Finish this line; the best thing(s) in life is/are...?

slang reference to the vagina

10. Phrase/word to describe yourself.

Something that is awesome

11. Your boy/girl friends (or just friends) name?
I wish

you obviously missed the boat on something because you are wishing you hadn't

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